The Cat Groomer Diet

Q. How can I achieve the sleek and svelte look of a New York cat groomer?  What do cat groomers eat for breakfast?

A.

Nothing.  Food slows us down. We must be fleet of foot, like the gazelle.

B.

This.

Pink stuff on cinnamon bagel
Pink stuff on cinnamon bagel

Bagel

or this

Nutritious glazed donut with nutritious filling
Nutritious glazed donut with nutritious filling

You’re welcome.

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