Cat Maintenance by Linda Schmoldt. Brushing. Trimming. Cleaning.

There are few groomers who only groom cats, even fewer live in New York, and fewer than that will make house calls. Feline-exclusive house call groomers are the rare “white tigers” of the grooming world. Among these few cat groomers, some idealize a perfectionist style of grooming, where the goal is to create an almost doll-like appearance.

I have always found this to be strange. Why is it ideal to look like a doll or a stuffed animal?

My mother was born in a town known as the “Venice of Japan.” Canals criss-crossed the the city, winding from the traditional Japanese homes to the castle. Cats padded through the quiet, intimate streets, eating food left out by housekeepers.  Cats lived a life where they were cared for, but still free.  When my mother moved here and became a parent, she shared her natural view of animals with me.  When I was sent to boarding school in England while my parents travelled, I stayed in comfortable, gracious homes in the countryside, where cats and dogs wandered through the house, lounging on over-stuffed sofas and napping in front of the fireplace, after a day or night of adventures in the fields. Like the cats of my mother’s childhood, these animals were cared for, but allowed to be natural.

Nature was their groomer. Shed fur was pulled off when cats walked through bushes, rolled on the ground, and hunted during windy days.  Oily skin was dried by the sun’s warmth. Dirt and dust were washed off by clean rain.  Now that many cats no longer have access to the outside world, we need to help them with grooming. We need to replace Mother Nature. Grooming is the most natural activity on earth. Animals who live together groom one another.

Grooming is the world’s oldest profession.

I de-shed, de-mat and brush out cats. I also bathe them and may trim parts of their fur for cleanliness. I shave or hand-scissor mats if the cat is very matted.

Silver's so relaxed that he feels like a bowl of jello. Some cats LOVE LOVE LOVE being held close.

Stunning photo by my great client, Kristen L. This is the natural look at it's best. Natural styling is clean, soft, comfortable, relaxed.
Stunning photo by my talented & artistic client, Kristen L. This is the natural look at it’s best. See how clean, soft, comfortable and relaxed Bambi looks? After grooming, she has no mats and shed fur has been removed. Bambi gets nervous about baths, so I hug her when I bathe her. We both get wet!


  • Graduated from The New York School of Grooming.
  • Earned post-baccalaureate Bachelor of Science degree with honors
  • B.A. Barnard College

Veterinary nursing

  • Worked as vet tech at animal shelter. Vaccinations, check-ins, fecal samples, flea medications and other activities
  • House call veterinary nurse in Manhattan, giving injections, fluids and other medications

Animal Shelter Employment

Public Service

  • Elected to Orange County Animal Control Board

Animal Rescue

  • Emergency animal rescue, working with police on vicious dog calls and stray animal pickups


  • Interned at Wildlife Conservation Society (aka Bronx Zoo) caring for the big cats — the type who chow down on 5 lb. chunks of raw meat & bone. Fed meatballs to a cheetah.  Held hands with a red panda.


  • 600 hours at animal shelters in New York, Ohio, California and Illinois

Business Information for Spiffy Kitty

  • New York business license
  • Insured

Travel area

96th street to Soho. As far west as Central Park West.


General grooming (de-shed, de-mat, claw trim, ear cleaning, and if cat will tolerate it, a bath and drying) is $200 + sales tax for each cat

Shave down or lion cut for a matted cat is $250 + sales tax

Claw trims are $80 per cat + sales tax

Please pay with cash or a local check that has your name on it and the day’s date.


I finish most grooms in an hour or less. With cats, finishing quickly is what they prefer.  Humans may find it calming to watch a groomer work slowly, but cats want freedom from restraint as soon as possible.  They are still a little wild at heart.  That is why some cats do better at home than at a salon, where they are trapped for hours in a cage.

Scheduling your first house call cat grooming visit

Appointments 10 to 3 Monday through Saturday. I’m usually booked a few days ahead.  Booking a same day visit is not possible.

I will email a grooming agreement with all the details before scheduling the appointment. After you read the agreement and give your approval, I will confirm the appointment.  I do this so that you will feel comfortable and know what to expect, since you are trusting me to be in your home caring for your treasured cat.


I have the best clients!!! They're so sweet.
Thank you for letting me care for your cat.  I grow to love the cats I groom.

Private House Call Cat Grooming by Linda Schmoldt

I look forward to hearing from you.


telephone: 347 340 0623

After grooming
What is beauty? Modern cats know that beauty is feeling comfortable in your skin.

The best job in the world.

 A few reviews from Yelp

Linda was so lovely and calming – this was our fist time grooming and our cat had terrible knots and matts in his long fur.  He was totally at ease with her and she got him all cleaned up, no more matted fur and after the bath, he looked gorgeous!

This is my first ever Yelp review.  That said, Linda is amazing.  My boyfriend and I have used her once to clip our extremely nervous and skittish cat’s nails.  It took a little time to get a hold of Max, but once that was done, Linda worked quickly and gently.  My boyfriend and I are moving in a few weeks and plan to call Linda to help put Max in his carrier to make this stressful process as painless for everyone as possible.  We don’t know how to thank her enough, but hoping a stellar Yelp review helps get the message across!

Bottom line: I think  Linda walks on water.  I contacted Linda to set up regular grooming for our 20 year old cat, Albert.  He was frail and not in the best of health and needed some help.   Linda turned out to be a godsend.  She is skillful, kind, reliable, and professional.  She was ever so gentle and compassionate with Albert- it is obvious she loves cats.  She kept his fur looking good, clipped his nails, and cleaned his ears and eyes for him.  She gave him a warm bath bringing her special equipment with her and handling him ever so expertly.   She even thoughtfully brought a cat toy for our other kitty so she would not feel ignored.  There were a myriad small things Linda did to make Albert’s grooming  sessions comfortable for him.  She always explajned what she was doing and was even kind enough to provide me with guidance when I sent her  anxious emails about Albert’s health.  Linda was good for me as well as for Albert.  Albert died today, after a long and rich life, and I could not think of a better way to honor him than to write about the person who did so much for him at the end of his life.  Your cat would be fortunate indeed to have Linda care  for him or her.

Words cannot describe what the incredibly professional and compassionate services provided by Linda at Spiffy Kitty House Call Grooming and Cat sitting have done for my life—and the life of my cat!  I am a first time cat parent, having adopted my Belle, abandoned on the Jersey shore a week before Hurricaine Sandy hit.  How a dear traumatized cat is now becoming a sweet gentle Park Avenue kitty has been a joy to watch unfold.  And I attribute the vast majority of her progress to Linda.  Linda has been an invaluable educational resourse for me as well as literally making it possible for me to give a home to my wonderful cat.  I’m in Boston most weekends and Linda comes for Fri Sat Sun cat sitting sessions which include everything you can think of and more, from feeding, grooming, litter box maintenance, playing, and cuddling. Whenever I schedule a mid week appointment, initially for education and training for ME, Linda is ALWAYS precisely prompt, incredibly skilled and experienced with all aspects of cat care—including nail trimming of a cat who at first was terrified because of her history—Linda was masterful in how she handled Belle for the safety and health of all.  Linda is also completely trustworthy.  She visits my apartment regularly for cat sitting when I’m out of town, and everything is left pristine and she is most gracious to the staff of the building.  And most importantly for me, she calms my nerves by sending an email,  photo and often video vignette of how the days session went and any concerns (dietary, behavioral, etc) noted. I have tremendous gratitude and respect for Linda and I hope that Belle, her Auntie Linda and I will have a long relationship. Needless to say, my recommendation for Linda and her services is of the highest caliber imaginable.

Penny and Emma sharing the tub.
Penny and Emma sharing the tub. People say a lot of silly things about cats and baths. I use common sense to figure out what works for each cat.

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12 thoughts on “Cat Maintenance by Linda Schmoldt. Brushing. Trimming. Cleaning.

  1. Hi Linda,

    Do you give cats haircuts? I har a persian who is very matted from this past week when I was on vacation. I don’t know what he was doing over the week but it’s unbelievable and I need him fixed up and out of discomfort ASAP. Please let me know…


    1. Hi Britt – This is shedding season. When the days get longer, cats shed more. Shedded fur mixes in with other fur, and the result is an increase in visible mats. Since Persians need to be thoroughly brushed every week, and in fact most of them need brushing every day, it’s common for them to become more matted after vacations. If you want to email me at, we can discuss an appointment. I visit homes in Manhattan below 96th street. I also visit parts of Brooklyn and Queens, if the apartment is within five blocks of the subway. If you email, please tell me your location, the cat’s age and health issues. Thank you. Linda

  2. I have 2 cats and would love to have help clipping their nails or someone to do it for me. Maybe you can show me some tricks. One cat is 6 years and the other is new to me and under 1 year. If I can’t get someone to help me the older one has gone for months without clipping. I would like to know your fees. I am at 18th &1st Ave.

  3. Hi, I’m looking for a once-a-month groomer on a regular basis to, groom my 6 yo, tuxedo cat, Gable’s ears, a quick brushing, and his claws trimmed. I am located at 135th & Lenox Ave, 1/2 block from the 2/3 express train. Mondays, Fridays, and Saturdays before noon, would be the best scenario… can you please help me?
    -Jeff G.

    1. Hello Jeff. Thank you so much for your interest in my service. Unfortunately this is outside my travel area. I wish you the best in finding another groomer to care for your cats.

  4. hi! i found this site while looking for someone to trim the claws of my cats…i give up on getting scratched! i live near jeff–139th and lenox… perhaps you would do a one-time visit uptown for two clients? it would change my life to learn how to trim their nails myself. your credentials are impressive!! best, suzette

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